Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for – well. the most world records.
He already holds several impressive titles: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division). Longest Polite Applause. and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates…
With boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips. Asparagus keeps a clipboard close and dreams big. He’s convinced that if he just adds one more certificate. he’ll achieve his ultimate title: Most Determined Stalk in History.






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