A hilarious. fully illustrated book full of tongue-in-cheek advice for surviving life as a cat parent \u2013 the perfect gift for any cat lover<\/b><\/p>\n
You have the best cat in the world. it’s true. But there’s no avoiding the fact that. perfect and adorable as they may be. there are certain elements of being a cat owner that you could do without. Those thoughtful gifts you find in the kitchen. The scratch-marks on the couch. Their hairballs clogging up your vacuum cleaner. <\/p>\n
Luckily. this no-nonsense guide is here to teach you all the tricks you’ll ever need to help you navigate life with your furry friend. so you can focus on the positives \u2013 like giving them head-scritches and cooing over their little toe beans. <\/p>\n
With pearls of wisdom like these. you’ll be a pro cat parent in no time: <\/p>\n
\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 As a cat parent. you will need to work out the golden number of tummy rubs your cat will allow before they turn into an uncontrollable scratch-monster <\/p>\n
\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Your cat may look cute and innocent. but there’s an evil mastermind secretly at work behind all that fluff <\/p>\n
Items placed on a surface are highly offensive to cats and will be quickly dispatched to the floor. where they belong<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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